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- February 19, 2009 at 2:02 am #40192
Carl Russell
ModeratorWell with the buy local, and farm to school initiatives gaining so much momentum, a third grade class visited a local CSA that was supplying their school with food.
As they farmer led the kids from garden to chicken coop, and then to the pig pasture, one child noticed a particularly large pig with only three legs.
“Hey Farmer Brown, there’s a three legged pig in your pasture”.
“Oh, that’s my best pig”.
“Your best pig? It only has three legs”.
“Well a good pig like that, you can’t eat all at once”
:DCarl
February 19, 2009 at 3:29 pm #49925J-L
ParticipantI can almost hear all the ‘Boo’s!’ for that one Carl.
February 19, 2009 at 4:28 pm #49926jen judkins
ParticipantYep, my thoughts exactly. I cracked a smile but then felt bad about it:p
January 25, 2010 at 1:41 am #49930Anonymous
InactiveNope not me loved it “remember waste not want not”.
January 25, 2010 at 3:30 am #49928mitchmaine
Participanthey carl, that reminds me. up here at the university, they worked at and bred a four legged chicken for more meat production. but in the trials, they discovered no one could catch it. it didn’t catch on.
January 26, 2010 at 3:52 am #49927Joshua Kingsley
Participant@mitchmaine 14850 wrote:
hey carl, that reminds me. up here at the university, they worked at and bred a four legged chicken for more meat production. but in the trials, they discovered no one could catch it. it didn’t catch on.
Isn’t that called a rabbit????
February 21, 2010 at 1:57 am #49929Robernson
Participant@Joshua Kingsley 14895 wrote:
Isn’t that called a rabbit????
I would guess. That would bring me to another story………..:p
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