Surgeons…..

[Robernson]

Surgeons talking :

The first, a Virginian surgeon, says: ‘I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered.’

The second, a Georgian surgeon, responds, “Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.’

The third, a surgeon from Alabama, says: ‘No, I really think librarians
are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.’

The fourth, an Alberta surgeon, chimes in: You know, I like
construction workers…those guys always understand when you have
a few parts left over.

But the fifth, a Texan surgeon, shut them all up when he observed:
you’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There’s no guts, no heart, no brains and no spine, and the head
and the ass are interchangeable.

~~R

[lancek]

well at least a 14 year old has enough horse sense to figgure out what politics are all about:D:D:D:D

[Robernson]

I have learned well!

~~R

[jen judkins]

I prefer horsepeople…..they are very understanding when things don’t go as well as planned….:p

[LStone]

Spoken as a true professional.

LStone

[Patrick]

@jenjudkins 13118 wrote:

I prefer horsepeople…..they are very understanding when things don’t go as well as planned….:p

I assume you’re talking draft horsepeople. The other horsey people I’ve had experience with, don’t often seem to be inderstanding even when things go right!

[Robernson]

Why yes Patrick I beleive we are talking about draft horse people here. People that have real horses.
~~R

[LostFarmer]

The way I heard the joke is:

There is a group of engineers arguing over what type of engineer God was. The first a mechanical engineer took the side that he must be a mechanical because of the smooth operation of the systems. The electrical said no way God must be an electrical for the electrical system from the brain to all the muscles and central control. The third a structural engineer said that he must be a structural for look at the skeletal structure, pure precision. It was then decided that god had to be a civil engineer, that is the only answer to why a recreation area is located right next to a toxic waste dump. :rolleyes:

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