A guy takes his dog to the vet hoping it will live. He gets in there and the vet says i’m sorry sir but your dog is dead.the man says i need a second opinion so the vet comes out with a cat. It meows and walks away the vet says i’m sorry the cat thinks he’s dead. the guy still doesn’t beleive him so the vet brings out a black lab it barks and walks away.the vet says i’m sorry but the dog thinks your dog is dead. The guy finally says all right thanks doctor how much do I owe you the vet says $650. The guy says what, then the vet explained “I would have only charged you 50 but the 600 was for the catscan and the lab test.