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- February 22, 2010 at 9:41 pm #41465TheloggerswifeParticipant
An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town.
The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked.
As they went along, they passed some people
who remarked it was a shame the old man
was walking and the boy was riding.The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right,
so they changed positions.
Then, later, they passed some people who remarked,
‘What a shame, he makes that little boy walk.’
So they then decided they’d both walk!
Soon they passed some more people who thought
they were stupid to walk when they had a decent
donkey to ride.So they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people
who shamed them by saying how awful to
put such a load on a poor donkey.The boy and man figured they were probably right,
so they decide to carry the donkey.As they crossed the bridge,
they lost their grip on the animal
and he fell into the river and drowned.The moral of the story?
If you try to please everyone,
you might as well…Kiss your ass goodbye!
February 23, 2010 at 2:51 pm #58461jen judkinsParticipantLOL…I forgot where I was and just tried to hit the ‘like’ button!:D
February 23, 2010 at 4:19 pm #58462TheloggerswifeParticipantGood to hear from you. I have a lead on a 8 burner commercial stove for your outdoor kitchen. Sounds like the right price…I will find out more this weekend and keep you posted!
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