A blonde woman was watching the evening news with her husband, when the reporter said “Yesterday 2 Brazilian men died in a sky-diving accident.” The woman burst into tears, saying “It’s such a tragedy, so many men dying that way!” her husband, feeling a bit confused but wanting to comfort his wife, said “Yes dear, it was a tragic accident, but sky-diving is a dangerous sport & it happens, sometimes.” His wife, wiping her tears, said “Baby, how many is a ‘Brazilian’?”