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DAPNET Forums Archive › Forums › The Front Porch › Stories, Poetry, Jokes, Etc. › "the Peanut Butter Conspiracy"
It’s really weird, ‘cuz my crazy ex-girlfriend has been real nice to me all of a sudden. Heck, she even made me some nice fresh homemade peanut butter cookies; even though she knows I don’t like peanut butter cookies. Weird, huh?
What’s that? Salmonella scare?
Hmmm… that might explain it.
Um, want some cookies?